Paul “Mr. Beer” Enns.  This guy likes beer so much he created a website about it.  I forget what the URL is but it should be one of the top hits on google search.  Despite the accolades, he’s not all that great at beer pong, he’s usually too distracted staring at the beer he’s holding.  When he shoots he almost always misses due to the fact he doesn’t want to disturb the perfectly innocent beer in the cup, plus he knows if he loses he gets to drink every cup on the table.  Easiest win you’ll get all year.